Can you turn an out-of-business dildo shop into a profitable Cannabis empire? Probably not, but there’s only one way to find out. . . Weed Shop 3 is a recreational marijuana dispensary simulator with business management mechanics, FPS action, and a crazy storyline you’d come to expect from the guys who almost smoked crack with Kevin in Tenderloin. In Early Access, you start your journey just like the last time- broke and clueless. Except now you’re even brokerer. . . er, and your Camaro’s been jacked. While moping around at the beach you meet a mysterious yet familiar character who is willing to let your in on his secret to success . . as long as you got an extra kidney to spare. THE SECRET: You can make a lot of money selling weed legally! duh With the kidney well-spent, you’ll learn the ins and outs of growing Marijuana, dealing with customers, promoting your product, and getting high on your own supply. . . also dumpster Tacos. In other words, you’ll be on your way to becoming the largest weed distributor on the west coast!